Asian Giant Hornet: I am death destroyer of worlds. Me: AAAAAHHHHH! MY GOD THEY ARE PUCKING ME UP AND FLYING AWAY WITH ME!

Ugh, i saw one of those fuckers buzzing about in south of England. Sounded like a mini military helicopter buzzing about looking for bees to fuck up.

Reported it

Reported it

The Neighbourhood Watch will get it sorted!

(I kid – for the unaware reader, they’re invasive, they threaten native bees, and you can report sightings to the government).

New app to report Asian hornet sightings

Asian Hornet Watch - new app launched to help people quickly and easily report sightings of this invasive species.

GOV.UK
Is the neighborhood watch where I report thieving kids and crusty jugglers?