ZiggyTheZygote

I have a suspicion that most of men's problems and their ability to handle their lives stems from their incapability of sucking their own d***s.

https://lemmy.ca/post/61009228

I have a suspicion that most of men's problems and their ability to handle their lives stems from their incapability of sucking their own d***s. - Lemmy.ca

Lemmy

Feb 26 at 4:06pmWeb
Show threadgivesomefucksFeb 26
Yeah, like finding out you could didn’t fuck anybody up…
Show threadRhynoplazFeb 26
I don’t know. I think if we could all do that we’d just have new problems, like never leaving the house.
Show threadValmondFeb 26
You don’t have to do it in your home.
Show threadRhynoplazFeb 26
Seems impolite to do it in public.
Show threadsurewhynotlem1d ago
Seems impolite to NOT do it in public, if you ask me
Show threadPearlFeb 26
Already happening though.
Show threadcattywampasFeb 26
Sucking your own dick feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.
Show threadgon [he]Feb 26
Stop shattering my dreams!!!
Show threadZiggyTheZygoteFeb 26
Hehehe
Show threadrockerface🇺🇦Feb 27
You say that like it’s a bad thing
Show threadStriderFeb 26

Yep, removing sexuality from humans would remove a lot of challenges.

(Also some positives. Don’t quote me on this)

Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Feb 26
I can suck my own dick by getting a tube just big enough for my penis to fit in and long enough to reach my mouth. 🤷‍♂️
Show threadsupersquirrelFeb 26
Technology makes all of our lives better!
Show threadStinkyFingerItchyBumFeb 26
Dong bong?
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Feb 26
Hookahwck
Show threadschnurritoFeb 26
Some men can do that. Go ahead and ask them if they are that much happier.
Show threadBrkdncrFeb 26
I think testosterone has a lot to do with it. Anyone that started taking T can tell you that.
Show threadEngywookFeb 26
In the shower?
Show threadJanxFeb 26
I thought it was self-censoring for no fucking reason.
Show threadZiggyTheZygoteFeb 26
What do you mean?
Show threadJanxFeb 26
Maybe it’s your instance, but it censored “dicks”.
Show threadZiggyTheZygoteFeb 26
Oh it’s the family phone, there’s a feature on it that censors bad words, stupid mom put it. God.
Show threadJanxFeb 26
Ohhh, that makes a lot more sense!
Show threadStinkyFingerItchyBumFeb 26

You guys can’t suck you own dicks?

Show threadEngywookFeb 26
Look, guy has grown a tail!
Show threadStinkyFingerItchyBumFeb 26
It’s prehensile, so more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail. But let me tell you, it’s expensive with tailors and I’m really careful and nervous around closing doors.
Show threadfroh42Feb 28

more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail.

Eating in public must be really weird for you.

Show threadStinkyFingerItchyBumFeb 28
Fine for me. Weird for everyone else.
Show threadsurewhynotlem1d ago

“And during the difficult parts of my life, where were you then Jesus?”

“That was when I carried you.

And that was difficult, you see, because I had to let go of my big-ass cock and let it drag in the sand”

-Footprints (and more) in the sand

Show thread😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈Feb 26
No