ZiggyTheZygoteI have a suspicion that most of men's problems and their ability to handle their lives stems from their incapability of sucking their own d***s.
StinkyFingerItchyBumYou guys can’t suck you own dicks?
EngywookIt’s prehensile, so more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail. But let me tell you, it’s expensive with tailors and I’m really careful and nervous around closing doors.
more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail.
Eating in public must be really weird for you.
Fine for me. Weird for everyone else.
“And during the difficult parts of my life, where were you then Jesus?”
“That was when I carried you.
And that was difficult, you see, because I had to let go of my big-ass cock and let it drag in the sand”
-Footprints (and more) in the sand