Dusk DargentThe washing machine is sending me push notifications to customize my laundry cycles.
…this is the darkest timeline.
XenoPhage 
@DuskDargent @earthshine Welcome to the future. Make sure you mention that you can't properly use the washer/dryer without the app either. The cycles sent from the app will actually clean/dry clothes whereas the buttons on the devices themselves do a half assed job and take twice as long.
*sigh*