The washing machine is sending me push notifications to customize my laundry cycles.

…this is the darkest timeline.

Also all of this turned on by default. Absolute garbage LG.

@DuskDargent @earthshine Welcome to the future. Make sure you mention that you can't properly use the washer/dryer without the app either. The cycles sent from the app will actually clean/dry clothes whereas the buttons on the devices themselves do a half assed job and take twice as long.

*sigh*

@DuskDargent I only recently realized I could turn these of myself! Why does anyone need a push notification about your monthly appliance usage? I know how much it was used, I was the one using it!
@DuskDargent now I have to go check mine.