Mastodawn

I missed the Pedo/Nazi extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes?

https://lemmy.world/post/43567805

I missed the Pedo/Nazi super funtime extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes? - Lemmy.World

Anyone want to bring me up to speed?? 🤔

🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Feb 25

You saw plenty of asshole doing what you did instead. I think you’re caught up without even realizing.

gigastasio Feb 25

I drove my ex to get cigarettes last night. Still trying to convince her that we can still hook up occasionally and I don’t even mind that she’s a lesbian now, and in fact is kinda hot really.

You think she’d be more receptive to the idea if I told her she could bring one of her lesbian friends?

For sure dude! Go for it yooo

100% for sure. You should ask her to let you stick it in her butt after you make the arrangements.

gigastasio Feb 25

Fair. She’s stuck it in mine enough times.

Niiiiiice.

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bruhbeans Feb 25

better to listen to 108 minutes of fart noises

Tanis Nikana Feb 25

Congressman Al Green got kicked out cause he held a sign that said “black people aren’t apes.”

The rest of the event can be extrapolated from that.

Goddamn.😐

Smuuthbrane Feb 25

75 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever, I’m not sure how Putin put up with it.

At least, that’s what I’m presuming, i didn’t watch.

Was there a lot of teeth action?

bizarroland Feb 25

No, but dry mouthed 80 year old sandpaper tongue was featured prominently on the menu

DickFiasco Feb 25

Now there’s a sentence I wish I could un-read.

Was there any exposed cliteratii?

“I fixed the economy. You’re all rich now.”

“Iran is going to kill us all if you don’t let me glass the whole area for Isreal our safety.”

“The left are all terrorists who hate Americans and America.”

“Everybody loves me so much they call me crying about how much we win. It’s too much winning for them.”

Thanks for the update, g.

Lioffproxy Feb 25

That’s actually not bad. Lol

If only there was a community that was actually meant for such subjects… Something about politics…

Redstone1 Feb 25

I checked the side bar nd it says-

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

Sounds like this is the perfect sub!

Anything political even remotely involving this administration is automatically a shitpost.

Redstone1 Feb 25

Well. Thats a sentence. 😆

nocklobster Feb 25

That’s my favorite vignette from the entire series, lol.

bennypr0fane Feb 26

Which series is that?

It’s from Family Guy.

owenfromcanada Feb 25

Your experience was likely less miserable.

Pommes_für_dein_Balg Feb 25

Nah, you basically got the same experience.