I missed the Pedo/Nazi extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes?

https://lemmy.world/post/43567805

I missed the Pedo/Nazi super funtime extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes? - Lemmy.World

Anyone want to bring me up to speed?? 🤔

75 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever, I’m not sure how Putin put up with it.

At least, that’s what I’m presuming, i didn’t watch.

Was there a lot of teeth action?
No, but dry mouthed 80 year old sandpaper tongue was featured prominently on the menu
Now there’s a sentence I wish I could un-read.
Was there any exposed cliteratii?