MTZI missed the Pedo/Nazi extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes?
gigastasioI drove my ex to get cigarettes last night. Still trying to convince her that we can still hook up occasionally and I don’t even mind that she’s a lesbian now, and in fact is kinda hot really.
You think she’d be more receptive to the idea if I told her she could bring one of her lesbian friends?
100% for sure. You should ask her to let you stick it in her butt after you make the arrangements.
Fair. She’s stuck it in mine enough times.