Sorry I dozed off there for a bit
$5,000 for the year for Megan! That should get you a couple month's rent!
I know y'all don't want to watch this because he's an evil man, but consider, he's also stultifyingly boring as well.
I don't know how many times i have to say this: TARIFFS ARE PAID BY AMERICANS CONSUMERS
My poor partner finally broke with a "that's not how anything works!"
We know honey, we know.
Oh nice he's going hard enough on the mic to get distortion
new theory, I think I'm onto something, I think he's a markov chain that loops back so, so often.
LIKE IT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
I literally have no idea what he's talking about now.
HERE COME 600% REDUCTIONS par-tay
We're all praying for Cathy
something something rate payer for ai shit
it's going to be GREAT for everyone who doesn't get nose bleeds from the noise pollution
ok, so social security and medicare people, start worrying.
GUYS GUYS 1000 AMERICAN DOLLARS EACH YEAR your retirement is finally safe
we got a new war on something. couldn't make out what
WOOOHOOO WE'RE GONNA BEAT that thing
Maybe somali pirates? in landlocked states? we're goin to town people

Please stand up to the crippled child.

Man I don't even know how to make fun of this.

apparently we're going to outlaw a thing that's already not legal, I guess I can agree with that.
makin shit up
I want the dem response to be looking to camera, saying "well that just happened" and walk off set.
"It's all cut off, all cut off" he whispered
That's a lot of crazy white people
still clapping

Looks to the dem side and repeatedly screams you should be ashamed of yourself.

the other side is literally chanting USA USA

sure it's cult, but it's such a stupid cult.

no more mail-in ballots except for people who want them.
Why is he still talking? shouldn't this be over yet?
incoherent rambling about elections "We got to stop it, John!"

I'll take shit that didn't happen for $200, Ken

(forced transition story)

He's making everyone Christian again. Also Charlie Kirk etc etc etc
I"m not saying it's a cult but the JUST STARTED CLAPPING IN UNISON.

He definitely wants to fuck either the Ukrainian refugee or maybe a woman biking

also open borders

it's like huffing glue

he's so mad the dems won't stand for him.
Oh sure you can get drug prices down 600% but you only stop murder by a piddling 100%, what about these 500% lives, SIR
Trump has never seen anything like, well, anything.
my partner has fallen asleep, and is snoring gently.
The cat has also gone to sleep on the other side of me.

why is he still talking

oh no he's trying to name counties

"But most of all, I want to thank myself, amazing, I'm just amazing"
@quinn He must be to have created all those wars he stopped