Soatok DreamseekerFeb 25

Y'know what's funny?

I spend a lot of time thinking about and working on technology to make it easier for folks to have privacy in their comms,

But most of my chats are like:

"awawawawawa"

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"why are compilers, man?"

Show threadKay Ohtie 🔜 FWA

@soatok "why are compilers" is powerful Look Around You technology vibes.

"What _are_ compilers? We just don't know."

Feb 25 at 2:49amWeb
Show threadKay Ohtie 🔜 FWAFeb 25
@soatok (sorry for edit I hit ctrl+enter impulsively while my brain was still running oops)
Show threadWhyrlFeb 25
@KayOhtie @soatok see also: modern processor instruction pipelines
Show threadJohn CortexiphanFeb 25
@KayOhtie @soatok deterministic llm…
Show threadCritter (he/him)Feb 25
@KayOhtie @soatok "Have you worked out what we're looking for?"
"Correct, the answer is buffer overflows"
Show threadfunbreakerFeb 25
@KayOhtie @soatok Beware the Helvetica Scenario!
Show threadKay Ohtie 🔜 FWAFeb 25
@funbreaker @soatok I can't tell in this case if it'd be "Beware the tolling of Packard's Bell" or "The Borland Conundrum"
Show threadfunbreakerFeb 25
@KayOhtie @soatok I like the former
Show threadTursiaeFeb 25
@KayOhtie @soatok If I can offer an auditory shitpost in the same vein..
Show threadAlex, the Hearth FireFeb 25
@KayOhtie @soatok dragons