Y'know what's funny?

I spend a lot of time thinking about and working on technology to make it easier for folks to have privacy in their comms,

But most of my chats are like:

"awawawawawa"

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"why are compilers, man?"

@soatok

"why are compilers, man?"hardware fucking weird. assembly very fucking weird, and the only people who want to think about it are the types of fetishists who design compilers so the rest of us don't have to.

@shitpostalotl Compiler optimizations are the kind of black magic you only get if you combine potent autism with experienced kinkster

@shitpostalotl There is no heteronormative, vanilla, neurotypical explanation for this

https://furry.engineer/@soatok/116095613541803851

@soatok @shitpostalotl

Of course there is, you see, there is this branch of mathematics called Category Theory where you basically…
*so much later that GTA 6 is out*
…therefore this makes total sense and is completely logical.