Valentyn ProzherinFeb 24
JA Westenberg
Becoming increasingly convinced that LinkedIn is just Willy Wonka's factory except the chocolate river is bullshit and every Oompa Loompa has a podcast
Feb 24 at 9:33pmTypefully
Show threadMichael MatuteFeb 24
@Daojoan And we’d like some of them to suffer Veruca’s or Augustus’ fate…
Show threadGhostOnTheHalfShellFeb 24

@Daojoan

It’s true, but I can’t help feeling a little bit nauseous

Show threadPhil WolffFeb 24
@Daojoan Golden Ticket is...?
Show threadEndemicEarthlingFeb 24

@Daojoan

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing

Show threadRichardFeb 25
@EndemicEarthling @Daojoan OMG, I had no idea Pendulum were quoting Roald Dahl in ‘Through the Loop’!
Show threadGreg BellFeb 25
@Daojoan Oompa Loompa doopity datreon; you can now support us on
Show threadHazzBennFeb 25
@Daojoan I don’t like the look of it!
Show threadDusk to Don Feb 25

@Hazzbenn @Daojoan

My brain went straight to imagining an Oompa Loompa True Crime podcast covering the shit that went down that day with the kids in the factory.

Show threadVissFeb 25
@Daojoan and half the posts are openclaw bots
Show threadLiberty and Justice For AllFeb 25
@Daojoan Also every single post is either AI, or ran thought an AI
Show threadSamuel SantaellaFeb 26
@Daojoan Willy Wonka's factory > LinkedIn confirmed