slothropKentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops say
HaydukeThis really raises a lot of questions
There’s the obvious why, and what the fuck.
But more interestingly are the questions of logistics and planning.
Did he kill the deer himself or just see a roadkill deer on the side of the road lick his lips and get to work?
ThePowerOfGeekThese are very reasonable questions. But I don’t really want to know the answers to them.
bizarrolandPlus aren’t deer potential carriers of rabies? Like, could you imagine getting rabies from fucking a dead deer and dying because of that?
They didn’t have that scenario in Oregon Trail.
It was always dysentry.
🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞Learn the danger of NSTDR^[Necro–Sexually-Transmitter Deer Rabies] today!
Well, it has been a loong hard day
week
year
decade
life.
It’s been a long hard life. Just think. He’s only 32. He wasn’t even born for 9/11.
Or maybe he was. I’m unclear how many years long 2020 was. 2025 was at least 6 years long. And January 2026 was at least 2 years.
Honestly it’s all a blur. A horrific blur, in which I ask myself daily “What unspoken atrocities will we give birth to today, and how many people will suffer from this fresh new hell?”
And the answer is always “Yes.”
fuck that makes me feel like my friend wasn’t lying when he said I looked good and asked if I’ve been working out
because no, I haven’t really. not any more than I was before anyways
That’s Kentucky 32.
Carlos SolísWondering if that's due to him being sick with deer-sentery or gono-reindeer
More importantly, what was the deer wearing??
Old Jimmy TwodicksIt was asking for it, field dressed like that…
I just want you to know I hate you for that pun. lol