slothropKentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops say
HaydukeThis really raises a lot of questions
There’s the obvious why, and what the fuck.
But more interestingly are the questions of logistics and planning.
Did he kill the deer himself or just see a roadkill deer on the side of the road lick his lips and get to work?
Well, it has been a loong hard day
week
year
decade
life.
It’s been a long hard life. Just think. He’s only 32. He wasn’t even born for 9/11.
Or maybe he was. I’m unclear how many years long 2020 was. 2025 was at least 6 years long. And January 2026 was at least 2 years.
Honestly it’s all a blur. A horrific blur, in which I ask myself daily “What unspoken atrocities will we give birth to today, and how many people will suffer from this fresh new hell?”
And the answer is always “Yes.”