IN BEFORE THE BLIZZARD
Step 1: Unbury winter beater and its winter tires.
Step 2: Back review truck reeeeeally close to the garage so you can jump said winter beater. (The battery wasn't having it.)
Step 3: Start garage heater. Duh.

Step 4: Actually put winter wheels and tires on winter beater.

Complain again that anyone who *likes* steelies when easier-to-grab wheels exist ain't right in the head.

Step 5: Rearrange items in garage, then ram a Ram in that hole.

(Also, remember that you still need to unpack the boxes in the garage.)

Step 6: Gloat!
Step 7: Salt the earth like you're trying to prevent an Altima factory from taking root.

Step 8: Test drive winter beater (read: find coffee you don't have to make) to see if it still makes a disconcerting grindy noise when accelerating.

(It does, but not that?? much??? Getting buried in a snowdrift helps!)

Fun fact: The test drive was to make sure I could get to the dentist tomorrow if the Ram on all-seasons (that belongs to my employer!) seemed like a bad idea.

I got a text from my dentist when I stopped at the first coffee joint I tried (which closed early) saying they were cancelling said appointment for the blizzard. WELP!

Step 9: LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER. Acquire coffee...and queso. Also, margarita.
tl;dr—Good car? Good car. I need to fix it and it's still one of the better vehicles I've driven lately. The heater works REALLY well, too.
@stefthepef My '07 Speed3 was a pretty fantastic car. Not as fantastic as the Miata was, but it held a lot more stuff...
@moonwick I do like the Speed3 a lot