@rbreich "Your words here, for only $99,995!"

@rbreich

Congress? I've never heard of this thing you call Congress. Could you explain it to me again but like I was five years old.

@rbreich “I’m going to vote me an RV.”
@rbreich “You’re stepping on my oxygen cord.”
@rbreich “I’m starting to wonder if he’s taking White House too literally.”
@rbreich how much money do we get if we rule in his favor again?
@rbreich This must be how Brennan Lee Mulligan feels all the time on Game Changer.
@rbreich Think we have a shot at declaring the Constitution unconstitutional?
@rbreich "The wife and I are still looking for a cleaning lady. Any recommendations?"
@rbreich "Keep your mouth shut, that's what we're going to do
Unless you want to wind up in the wishing well too."