Half Man Half Biscuit lyricsFeb 22

“What made Colombia famous”

What price your bluster
What price your smarm
I’ve seen body parts lying in biology labs
With far more charm

Oh, big truck, Innsbruck
King of the Hill
Cock-a-doodle-doo
What made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

Show threadEd Bridges
@hmhbLyrics One of my favourite HMHB songs, even though it’s a relatively new one. Pops into my head when I see the state of certain fans at most lower-league football away days, sadly.
Feb 22 at 9:03pmWeb
Show threadHalf Man Half Biscuit lyricsFeb 22
@DrEdBridges non-league is better, as the fans aren’t segregated no-one says anything they wouldn’t say if the person was right next to them, as they very soon could be.
Show threadEd BridgesFeb 22
@hmhbLyrics Indeed so. The one solitary upside of my team’s seemingly-now-inevitable relegation to the Conference.
Show threadHalf Man Half Biscuit lyricsFeb 22
@DrEdBridges ah Newport County. The ticket prices and food and drink prices may be a consolation.