Michiel ScholtenFeb 22
Luci Bitchface Angerfoot
Remember when the facial recognition database is compromised it’s good security hygeine to change your face immediately. You should be changing your face at least once every 6 months for most security
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Show threadMad EngineeringJan 30
@bri7 I am not looking forward to this much cosmetic surgery.  
Show threadeviloatmeal, resident Death Stranding 2 apologist (arch, btw)Jan 30
@bri7 Your face requires at least one lower case nose, one upper case nose, and a scar.
Show threadPhil Stevens Jan 30
@bri7 I rotate my fingerprints every 30 days. Can't be too careful.
Show threadRaj Patel Jan 30

@phil_stevens @bri7 There’s a comic series whose premise is that there is a massive privacy breach leading to everyone wearing masks all the time (this was pre COVID)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Private_Eye

The Private Eye - Wikipedia

Show threadSteff 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈Jan 30
@bri7
Preferably, randomized across at least 16 different features.
Show threadDaveJan 30

@bri7

* 'Doctor Who' theme tune starts up *

Show threadVinayJan 30
@bri7 Sorry, your face does not meet our requirements. It must have at least one *$#&@-shaped metal piercing, one raised eyebrow...
Show threadLuci Bitchface AngerfootJan 30
@vinay for half a second I thought you were roasting one of my selfies
Show threadStrfnurfnJan 31
@bri7 The thing about rotating credentials is a bit of a myth. Really you just need one sufficiently complex face unique to each provider and, ideally, a secure face manager.
Show threadDeborah PickettJan 31
@bri7 NIST has issued new guidance that mandatory scheduled face changes do not improve security, and that you should only change your face on suspicion of a compromise.