“My dick hurts” (Croatian)
Wouldn’t that be a possible result from MANY fucks being given?

Boli me kurac!

Vukojebina is also a beautiful term

I love “vukojebina”.
Same in Poland!
Sorry, I’m not that kind of doctor

“živo mi se jebe” - “I’m giving a living fuck”(? can’t think of better translation)

perhaps too