having a normal day where I try to install windows 98 drivers for my 3dfx voodoo 3 card

I rebooted and now it made me reinstall my ethernet card

windows 9x was wild

I think I was trying to install Voodoo 1 drivers for my Voodoo3

no wonder it didn't work

installing the 3DFX tools made me agree to a EULA.

I wonder if there's any legal weight to signing a eula for a company that doesn't exist

man having used modern (Windows 8 and up, I think?) Start Menus makes you look like an idiot when you're back on Windows 98.

I'm used to just hitting Windows and typing what I want. That doens't work on win98

@foone Yeah, in modern Windows I never use Start for anything else, because they've made it so terrible. It's basically a Start Typing button now instead.
@dosnostalgic @foone In 11 it's not even usable for that – it shows web results first, and the group policy that was supposed to disable that doesn't work half of the time.
@jernej__s @dosnostalgic @foone maybe it's country-dependent, but 11 also has "Privacy > Search > Let search apps show results" which seems to reliably turn off Bing results even without a separate GPO

@jernej__s @dosnostalgic @foone

KDE does a rather remarkable job with their search, you can just start typing when you don’t have a window in focus and it searches. I miss it when on macOS and Windows.

@dosnostalgic @foone I sometimes wonder if they made the menu unusable in order to get people to use search instead, or if they didn't bother to keep it usable because people were using search anyway.

@foone

You just have to launch cmd first.

They you can type what you want, well and edit your %PATH% a bunch

@foone Damn, I’d completely forgotten how fluent I used to be pressing Winkey - P - [First letter of group name multiple times] - Right arrow - … to navigate to my most frequently used programs.

Even now when I rarely use Windows I’ll sometimes do things like Winkey+R - winword - Enter to open Word

@foone I remember meticulously organising my start menu so that everything was easy to find (though also because I was the kind of kid to meticulously organise a collection).

Not so much value in that now that you can just search by name.

@foone had the exact same experience with XP, recently.

Also, hate that almost every single program wants to have it's own company folder on the start menu. Ah, yes, the common software categories: accessories, Multimedia, Games, Administration, Maxis, Sierra, Cryo.

@foone if someone bought the brand, would they be able to enforce the EULA?
@mjdxp @foone nvidia bought the brand.
@mjdxp @foone that's what I was thinking. If they wanted to.
@foone does it go to nvidia
@foone In this economy, I feel like you could be taken to court for violating a EULA you only signed in your dreams. :3

@foone The classic "I am not a lawyer" applies, but nvidia did buy the rights to 3DFX's stuff, so in theory they would inherit some degree of ownership over whatever 3DFX was doing.

But I'm sure it's way more convoluted than that as far as what actually gets a 'successorship' as it were.

@foone I think if you had signed before they were dissolved it would have been an asset that would transfer. Now I think it has no legal force.
@foone I mean people swear oaths on a bible. it's kinda the same thing.
@foone IIRC Nvidia bought almost everything in 3dfx. Whether the EULA transfers depends on the exact wording in the EULA, but it's entirely plausible they now own your ass.

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installing the 3DFX tools made me agree to a EULA. I wonder if there's any legal weight to signing a eula for a company that doesn't exist

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@cstross fun fact: I've been to the old 3DFX headquarters: it's now a church.

I was hoping it'd be like Our Lady of the Rasterized Polygon but no, it's just boring regular christians

@foone @cstross in keeping with cstross fantasy idea, they even named their most famous products "Voodoo" - I think I have a couple in the loft somewhere..
@foone @cstross Our Lady of the Dho-Na curve by night
@foone Just do it two more times.
@foone it still is wild, but it was wild, too
@foone wasn't local area networking an add on for win98, and unavailable (without hacks, trickery) on win95? I believe that's the case for 98.
@jbrownesq @foone It wasn't installed by default on 95 (can't remember about 98), but no hacks were required.
@foone If you have the opportunity to enjoy that jewel of a racing game that was Motorhead (1998) (came for free with Vodoo2 graphics card), don't miss it. That game had music composed by Olof Gustafsson, the composer of the music for Pinball Dreams/Fantasies/Illusions ​