Your car is here.
Debian should be a small truck (i.e. one that’s actually used for cargo, not as a penis prosthetic), and the bottom right is clearly Gentoo!
1995 Toyota Hilux
No one realizes how perfect of a choice this actually is.
Best episode they ever did.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWKz7Cthkk

Killing a Toyota Part 1 | Top Gear | BBC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTPnIpjodA8

Killing a Toyota Part 2 | Top Gear | BBC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnVZXQD5_k

Killing a Toyota Part 3 | Top Gear | BBC

Killing a Toyota Part 1 | Top Gear | BBC

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