Your car is here.
Debian should be a small truck (i.e. one that’s actually used for cargo, not as a penis prosthetic), and the bottom right is clearly Gentoo!
1995 Toyota Hilux
No one realizes how perfect of a choice this actually is.
Best episode they ever did.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWKz7Cthkk

Killing a Toyota Part 1 | Top Gear | BBC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTPnIpjodA8

Killing a Toyota Part 2 | Top Gear | BBC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnVZXQD5_k

Killing a Toyota Part 3 | Top Gear | BBC

Killing a Toyota Part 1 | Top Gear | BBC

YouTube
Can you explain why? I am from Germany … we don’t have that kind of pickup.
You likely had it 20+ years ago, especially in the mountains. The Hilux pickup is fairly indestructible. Top Gear did an episode where they tried to kill one (linked below in other comments) and couldn’t. It’s rather impressive. I’ve seen the same exact model rolling around Africa and the Balkans today. ISIS fighters were known for using them as platforms for large-caliber guns. It’s all about basic utility, stability, Toyota parts are easy to swap out, and adaptability to anything you feel like bolting on to it.