Donkeys: Whatchu doin goofy human?

Me: Well, I’m taking your picture to try to ease the sorrows of humanity.

Donkeys: We’ve got some sorrows you could ease.

Me: Oh yeah?

Donkeys: Yeah, like, we broke one of our toys and one of us has probably swallowed a large piece of it, but you could get us a new one. And then maybe call the vet.

#asstodon

@impermanen_ Why can I see the Pet Shop Boys when I look at this picture? πŸ€”
@impermanen_ Vet called?
@jeridansky vet friend consulted. Not sure anything was swallowed or how big if it was. Just keeping an eye on them for any signs of distress. πŸ‘€
@impermanen_ that sounds like it has the potential to get expensive :(
@witless yeah, I hope I find the missing piece on the ground. I’m 100% sure neither donkey wants adventures in veterinary medicine. So far they both seem ok. πŸ™
@impermanen_ please be ok, donkeys β™‘
@bearofroses I’m sorry I upset people but I’m really touched by your concern. So you know: the donkeys are doing just fine. I’m now convinced that neither of them ate anything bad. 🫢