Donkeys: Whatchu doin goofy human?

Me: Well, I’m taking your picture to try to ease the sorrows of humanity.

Donkeys: We’ve got some sorrows you could ease.

Me: Oh yeah?

Donkeys: Yeah, like, we broke one of our toys and one of us has probably swallowed a large piece of it, but you could get us a new one. And then maybe call the vet.

#asstodon