i'll say one nice thing about ai slop: the ai generated preview images continue to be a reliable indicator that there are other major issues with the article or video they represent. if the author couldn't be bothered to try to land a solid first impression, why, you can bet they didn't care enough to try and make anything else worth your time

straw man: "but i can't draw and i hate artists"

look pal, you could take a sharpie and a piece of paper and draw crude stick figures with comic speech bubbles saying something witty and relevant to your blog post/video and I would be 10000x more impressed than the mockery of the human spirit you decided fit to represent your mingnum opus instead

straw man: "but I just want to feed tokens into a jpeg dispenser"

my brother in christ we had a tool for that they're called "mobile games"

@aeva I never thought I'd say this, but at least there's blood, sweat, and tears behind those giant anime bosoms
@aeva *hate favorites post*
@aeva is it a straw man when it's real
@shinmera *flips open zippo* who's askin

@aeva omg mingnum opus

that kind of burn could flash-blind onlookers

@ChateauErin remember to wear ๐Ÿ˜Ž proper eye protection
@aeva seen today. so close to mingnum my neurons activated

@aeva from a zine called "Birdy." The place I was at had physical issues but it's looks like they're online too https://www.birdymagazine.com/issue/146/

I didn't even actually read it til you sent me the :3, I just saw the one word while I was skimming, took the photo, sent it, and went back to playing arcade games. But that was pretty good for a one page story

ISSUE 146 | FEBRUARY 2026 | ART + WRITING | BIRDY MAGAZINE

ISSUE 146 of Birdy Magazine, published February 2026 โ€” art, words, comedy, et cetera. Birdy is Denver's only magazine, the beginning is the end.

BIRDY MAGAZINE
@aeva they could take a stock photo, with the watermark, and write the witty comment on it in MSpaint in calibri, if they really hate art
@gkrnours @aeva Replace the font with something like large pink comic sans and it's suddenly perfect
@aeva there's also good free stock photos! Huge amounts of them!
@dngrs @aeva i use stock illustrations daily and get assholes asking if they're AI
@aeva 'But I want people to think I'm talented without doing any work to develop a skill! As one of the most profound voices of my generation, I deserve it, and when I ask artists they want paying or refuse due to my conserva... Er, wokeness!'
@aeva I honestly want to get back into blogging just to see how far I can stretch the museums' open access.
@aeva Even an image of a solid color with just a quote from the blog post/article would be genuinely more informative than over half the images I see on any blogs/news sites, even many of the non-AI ones.
Weโ€˜re just padding the shit we actually wanna say with more media for no fucking reason other than it showing up a bit nicer on embeds or whatever.

@aeva Exhibit A: Kingdom of Loathing
Exhibit B: xkcd

It's more than okay to express yourself directly at the skill level you have. I want to see your original crappy drawings not some polished homogenized ripoff.

@arclight @aeva
Exhibit C: questionable content. Over the years the art has gone from "I can see what it's supposed to be" to "Yep, that's a professional comics artist right there".

If you want to do something but you're really bad at it, then do it anyway. Doing it, repeatedly and often and with intention, is how you gradually get decent, then good.