🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)Feb 19

Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

Someone designed this.

#DesignChoices #KeepItUp

Show threadSym (public node) 

@alice All that, and a non-watertight container for the pills with a living hinge, aka the world's slowest breakaway mechanism.

They spared no expense, in the John Hammond-est sense of the term.

Feb 19 at 11:24pmWeb
Show threadSym (public node) Feb 19
@alice Book John Hammond, even.