Lmao, this keychain is amazing! It has a padded compartment for storing two Viagra pills, a little blue LED flashlight so she can show you where the clit is, ...and the batteries aren't replaceable—guaranteeing that it would flop eventually, never to be revived again 🤣

Someone designed this.

#DesignChoices #KeepItUp

@alice I'm sorry, a blue flashlight to do WHAT? Is that a thing? Sheesh, I'm gayer than Christmas and even *I* wouldn't need a flashlight for that...
@theorangetheme @alice It extends into the UV spectrum to find the glowing semen.

@theorangetheme @alice I bought this one so I could put a new battery in it and test my theory.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/365967978789

Vintage Viagra Keychain Pill Holder Laser Light Promotional Advertising Black Bl | eBay

Vintage Viagra Promotional Advertising Keychain - Black & Blue - Blue Laser Light - Compartment opens up for pill holder - 3 inches long GOOD VINTAGE CONDITION ** NEEDS BATTERY FOR LIGHT, Slight scuffs on plastic 90s 1990s Novelty Ad keys Pharmaceutical Rep Gag Gift NEEDS BATTERY FOR LIGHT, Slight scuffs on plastic

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