logging in to my sysadmin job

@starchy

Reluctantly crouched at the command line
Desperately typing to keep it online
A green light flashes, the systems come up
Churning and burning for the latest markup
Deftly inserting some Python or C
While guzzling down a coffee or three
Reckless and wild, he pours through the code
His prowess is potent, an effortless flow
As he speeds through the lines, the servers go down
As 404 errors are suddenly found
The department is empty except for one man
Still loading and coding as fast as he can
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
His coffee gone cold long ago in his cup
But he's typing and striving, debugging the terms
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns

He's going the distance
He's coding in C
He's all alone (all alone)
All alone in his time of need
Because he's typing and writing and viewing the source
Programming and scanning and switching the ports
He's going the distance.

No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine
He's haunted by variables he cannot define
Undeclared functions of doubt and remorse
Compile him, defile him with processing force
In his mind, he's still twelve, just hacking his grade
And he's hoping in time that those memories will fade
'Cause he's racing and pacing and switching the ports
He's typing and writing and viewing the source
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
And his coffee's gone cold long ago in his cup
But he's typing and striving, debugging the terms
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns

He's going the distance
He's coding in C
He's all alone (all alone)
All alone in his time of need

Cause he's racing and pacing the processing ports
He's typing and writing and viewing the source
Cause he's racing and pacing and switching the ports
He's loading and coding and viewing the source

He's going the distance
He's coding in C
He's going the distance...

@Lana @starchy

Then all of a sudden he remembers his friend!
Claude to the rescue, will code ‘til the end.
So he writes down a prompt and leans back with relief,
And watches the slop scrolling by with such speed.
Whatever new bugs or design flaws are made,
That’s a problem for the next on call engineer

@Lana @starchy
So many adapted lyrics ignore the meter, but you've nailed it so well that the synth line started up in my head before I'd even consciously IDed the song
@Lana @starchy
This is perfection.
@Lana @starchy
I badly want to send this to people but by my Venn diagram of friends who learned C and fans of Cake don't really overlap.
Like my wife LOVES Cake but is 100% innocent of C, bless her heart.

@Lana @starchy you can have your CAKE and eat it too!

This is F’ing awesome.

@Lana @starchy Oh, this is so good.....
@Lana @starchy way to overachieve there hacker. Excellent rendition. I heard it in Cake's voice.