Kyle Hughes
The problem with global warming is that it’s going to melt the microplastics in our bodies. We’re all going to have big plastic feet.
Feb 11 at 10:33pmWeb
Show threadMatt MassicotteFeb 11
@kyle are you certain plastic is more dense than blood?
Show threadKyle HughesFeb 11
@mattiem plastic is thicker than blood is thicker than water, which is why I prioritize my Labubus over my family over my friends
Show threadGeorg TuparevFeb 14

@mattiem @kyle

Depends on the type of plastic and the polymerisation process. If you mean the floating plastic, you probably already observed that most of your surroundings are already replacing the upper grey part of the body with AI-injected plastics…

Show threadcameronbangaFeb 12

@kyle no one ever brings up the fact that if the globe gets hot enough, any pizza roll ever created will automatically be cooked and ready to eat.

Checkmate, liberals.

Show threadKyle HughesFeb 12
@cameronbanga everyone's into saunas now but not when Florida turns into a free sauna? make it make sense
Show threadcameronbangaFeb 12

@kyle free sauna? That sounds like god dang socialism.

We used to have Cash, Hope, and paid Sauna. If America keeps on this path, we won’t have any of these.

Show threadDominic HoptonFeb 12
@kyle only if gravity stays the way it is.
Show threadJ. BlakeFeb 12
@kyle