as a fedi user, you either only post once every 3 months or you make a post every time you exhale just to let everyone know
@mjdxp don't @ me like this
@mjdxp ... I just came here to post for the first time in months and I see this.
@[email protected] i breathed much on december 14 apparently
@mjdxp False! I post about once a month!
@mjdxp that's pretty accurate. Currently falling in the once every three months zone...
@mjdxp * inhales sharply *
@mjdxp And like a neutrino, fedi users can and do spontaneously change from one kind to other.
@mjdxp Guess it depends on whether you inhale or not.
@mjdxp
...yes, exhale, that's exactly the hot gases produced that everyone gets informed about, absolutely.
@catsalad
@mjdxp of course, here you know that if people reply, they aren't bots ๐Ÿ‘ป
@mjdxp and you boost that post yourself every six hours again
@mjdxp I like to ask people when the last time they heard their ears ringing.
@mjdxp real tbh (i'm the former)
@[email protected] I am in this post and i don't like it xD
@mjdxp ahhh that was a good breath