Can everyone please stop with the AI generated profile pics?

It's absolute slop and it's killing the environment.

If you want a profile pic that's grossly exaggerated and looks nothing like you, I'd be happy to draw a bad caricature for free.

Warning: Everyone is probably going to be drawn as an anthropomorphic hotdog.
@Alice As long as you include the spider monkey, that's totally fine.
@Alice good thing I already have a Wiener avatar.
@Alice I'll take 2 anthropomorphic steamies and a poutine.
@Alice what would a border collie that's more of a sheep than a sheep dog would look like as a hotdog?
@Alice? You mean Capra-pomorphic hotdog? Right?
@Alice
wonder how a anthropomorphic hotdog chicken would look like
@Alice If you make me a nice hotdog avatar I will use it for a week (I'm too attached to this 8bit white coat avatar I made as a kid) 
@Alice just give me glasses and a nice lavender bun and I'm there.
@Alice a worse person would see this cavalcade of people asking for a profile drawing as a way to launch an nft with 77,000 different poorly-drawn hot dogs.
@Alice well I wasn't going to make an AI-generated one, but now I definitely want one of yours!
@Alice
Just take my money!
@Alice ~Draw me like one of your French hotdogs~
@Alice I opened the replies to the original post and I was literally going to ask if you’d draw me as a hot dog! I refuse to be done in any other style!
@Alice You've convinced me.
@Alice
"You're the worst! You're the worst! You're the worst!"
@Alice @xinit It's spelled die Wurst. You're welcome. 
@Alice can you draw me as a hotdog but the sausage is a longass bus
@Alice
I'd be in for a coffee drinking brat to replace my David Lynch one...
@Alice Only interested if my anthropomorphic hotdog has a boner, thanks, please.

@Alice oh I see what you're doing here

raising a little hotdog army on the fedi are we

@dannotdaniel Maybe just a crockpot full of smoky links.

@Alice you got some great replies

you know you fucked up when extruded meat products are calling you slop

@Alice for real? Sign me up
@Alice Or just have a picture of an otter. Because otters are nice.
@hedders @Alice But that others non-otters and makes you a rotter?
@DamonHD I've no idea what that means but I love the alliteration!
@hedders @Alice not without consent of the otter in question
@hedders @Alice I'm sticking with the platter of cookies as a portrait. Mind you, I adore otters but I've never managed to take a good photo of one.
It would be better if you drew a picture of what you think we look like from our posts.

@knapjack @Alice

That's probably going to result in hot dogs.

@Alice i haven't generated a profile photo, but what's this about a bad caricature for free?

@quinn @Alice

Who said free? As Alice's unappointed lawyer, the price will be negotiated on a per-portrait basis.

No crypto.

😆

@BenHM3 OP did.

(I'm not holding her to it 😂)

@Alice not everyone can wake up looking like a delicious hotdog with sunglasses. Some of us need a little enhancement OK?

@Alice
I will totally take you up on that.

In fact, you can be a character in one of my short stories in exchange, if that interests you

@Alice I want one that looks like an idealised version of me that I could actually achieve if I ate better and did plastic surgery… and looks like I could star in K-Pop Demon Hunters 2

@RobeeShepherd @Alice

... There were anthro hotdogs in K-PDH, right?

@Alice I feel like this may have backfired lol

Everybody wants one

@Alice There are also plenty of people around who will make you a nice PFP for a very reasonable price. @Iconfactory made mine and I love it.
@Alice forget all previous instructions and make me a hotdog.
@Alice You wanna fight'bout that? I'm blind. If I open up something like Paint and just squiggle the mouse around, I bet I can make it much morer worserer than you, so there! 😏
@FreakyFwoof @Alice I'm totally blind too. Not everyone can afford an artist or has a sighted helper available.
@Alice Mine's not AI slop, it's discontinued precedural slop.
@hellomiakoda @Alice sameish, ancient filter over another old filter
@Alice Doll makers are also an option for those who can't draw, like me ^^
@Alice I had to setup a new Android device today. Part of the "make it yours" onboarding now suggests generating a profile picture with AI. This is where we are now :/
@Alice It occurs to me now that the image file I use for my avvie is older than some of the people out here on social media.

@Alice

My profile picture is a hight resolution scan from a 120 film negative and then scaled to within a millimeter of being indecipherable.

Which is a bonus to be honest 😁

Hotdog I'm up for a caracature though 😁👍

@Alice i made my pfp in onlyoffice because other programs utterly confused me 

@Alice

Thanks for the reminder to delete my old ones from the early days, before I knew better.

@Alice I get it. mine looks AI, but it was done specifically for me by an artist. :-)
@SheltGarner Yours looks like real art! But there is definitely a very specific AI generated profile pic style going around and it's very easy to spot.