TotallynotJessica

rule of society 😔

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Feb 6 at 8:30amWeb
Show threadeneffFeb 6
does it?
Show threadrobocallFeb 6
No
Show threadfleemFeb 6
bu-but, butt.
Show threadsnoonsFeb 6
what?
Show threadbtr_fan87Feb 6
We used to have big phones and small butts. Their relative sizes have reversed over time. You know what that means.
Show threadKlearFeb 6
Keep a phone on you at all times to prevent singularity from forming behind you?
Show threadbob_lemonFeb 6
We need to stop the trend of ever larger phones! Our asses are on the line!
Show threadTheBrideWoreCrimsonFeb 6
No more half-assed phone miniaturization?
Show threadRamenJunkieFeb 6
It says alot of people are dumb and believe there is some actual connection here.
Show threadrumschlumpelFeb 6
Does this imply that people in suits are getting butt implants, or that they’re getting fat?
Show threadtiramichuFeb 6
It’s the microwave radiation from phones that makes your butt fat, obviously!
Show threadWIZARD POPE💫Feb 6
Nah. All the battery power needs tpbe stored somewhere since new phones are smaller and don’t have space for it. The ass is the ideal place for storign it
Show threadVoroxpeteFeb 6

Hey wait a minute… That implies really bad things if their ass is swelling up like that.

That badonky gonna baboomy.

Show threadWIZARD POPE💫Feb 6
It’s not swelling up. They just keep putting more battery cells inside.
Show threadVoroxpeteFeb 6
Thank you microwave radiations from phones. The hero we needed in our darkest hour!
Show threadTotallynotJessicaFeb 6
yes
Show threadpulsewidthFeb 6
No, it’s implying a migration of phone technology. First it was all in one large handset, now it’s mostly stored in the butt.
Show threadbob_lemonFeb 6
Makes sense, it’s where the vibration is most effective
Show threadGandalf the GorsedFeb 6
No, they’ve just not been to the toilet the entire time and it had to go somewhere
Show threadkarashtaFeb 6
As an ass lover, this seems to be a positive direction for society to move
Show threadfleemFeb 6
Everything’s cool after shower
Show threadPat_RiotFeb 6
That it…likes big butts and it cannot lie?
Show threadDragonTypeWyvernFeb 6
Sir Mix-a-lot is a hero and saved society
Show threadFoxfireFeb 6
Prolonged cellphone use makes people dummy thicc, got it.
Show threadmaria [she/her]Feb 6
is the about… people sitting more I front of computers?
Show threadTotallynotJessicaFeb 6
no idea, but it does say a lot
Show threadmaria [she/her]Feb 6

yea, about society.

also woa their bum is vibrating! or is it just wiggly?

Show threadTotallynotJessicaFeb 6
jiggle physics
Show threadFreddiesLanternFeb 6
Well yeah, butt implants have become more popular.
Show threadyetAnotherUserFeb 6
I think I got it. People are less afraid of big butt representation. ✊
Show threadapftwbFeb 6
Butt cancer 😔
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Show threadbiggerbogboyFeb 7
This guy GBoards
Show threadyumFeb 7
I might be falling behind on this trend
Show threaduberfreezaFeb 7
But cell phones are getting bigger again, so now what happens? 🤔
Show threadTotallynotJessicaFeb 7
😔
Show threadnikkiFeb 7
pooped mine pants
Show threadMousePotatoDoesStuffFeb 7

small phone = large bakery

phone… good?

Show threadlugalFeb 7
True, the bigger the phone, the heavier it is so carrying it is sport. The good news is that since screens are getting bigger, phones are growing so carrying it is sport again
Show threadbuggybugFeb 7

haha sooo true— is that reigen arataka??

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