TotallynotJessicaFeb 6

rule of society 😔

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/38195874

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Show threadrumschlumpelFeb 6
Does this imply that people in suits are getting butt implants, or that they’re getting fat?
Show threadtiramichu
It’s the microwave radiation from phones that makes your butt fat, obviously!
Feb 6 at 9:40amWeb
Show threadWIZARD POPE💫Feb 6
Nah. All the battery power needs tpbe stored somewhere since new phones are smaller and don’t have space for it. The ass is the ideal place for storign it
Show threadVoroxpeteFeb 6

Hey wait a minute… That implies really bad things if their ass is swelling up like that.

That badonky gonna baboomy.

Show threadWIZARD POPE💫Feb 6
It’s not swelling up. They just keep putting more battery cells inside.
Show threadVoroxpeteFeb 6
Thank you microwave radiations from phones. The hero we needed in our darkest hour!