Now watching Jurassic World: Rebirth

Okay just so many weird things and we're just finishing act 1 I guess. We've had two people die and Nina's was the worst. Not only did she die with all the supplies from the boat. She died to a water-dino on land. She died by turning her back on the sea alone without a spotter.

This is dumb. Dumber than the girl that started hyperventilating before the danger even happened. Not as dumb as TeenBoy who thinks he can just chill.

oh good lord nevermind we're an hour into the movie. either the pacing is weird or Act 1 must have finished a while ago

hahahaha. Okay so that's what this movie is? Freak dinosaurs?

(also I rewinded. Nina's actually worse. They're amphibious not sea dinos) Also the grip strength to hold onto that HUGE ruck while DYING is incredible. She couldn't budge it while alive but she'll carry it to her grave while dying.

Also they expect me to think in a world where CEOs scrap completed movies for tax refund they refuse to scrap dinosaurs?

okay no. you don't start chewing something crunchy in shoulder height grass on DinoFREAK Island. That's insane.

Also Altoids aren't crunchy. Because you don't chew them.

just awful product placement. But at least I understand what that scene is for. It makes sense. Unlike the raptor piss scene

Some of that Oscar Nominated Special Effects right here.

#OscarWatch #JurassicParkRebirth #cool

Wait where'd that shot go? It's actually an indictment of both the editing AND that tranq.