VissFeb 5
if ibm is where companies go to die, microsoft is where companies go to intentionally punish, hurt, torment and traumatize their users
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so when my customers are doing incident response for the stuff I find, and that stuff is 'i have abused the shit out of some of your github actions, you should see what the log artifacts look like so we can write detections for it all' flavored - this is what we collectively grapple with.

microsoft, i remind you, is the company that CHARGES EXTRA FOR LOGS if you want to see if someone is trying password stuffing on your o365 instance

they make it intentionally painful, so they can sell a fix

Show threadVissFeb 5
i cant help but think that this reality we've painted ourselves into is because we gave a bunch of charismatic techbro types the ability to make decisions, big ones, that affected the top-down architecture of big orgs and how they work, and it turns out they had no fucking idea how computers worked, they just learned enough buzzwords to be human mockingbirds, and made chainaw sounds with their mouths and we went butthead_huhuhuh_cool.wav
Show threadVarxFeb 5
@Viss Its why tech executives think LLMs are AGI and conscious ... Because they think at the same level. Word salad slop.
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@varx hey its vince with slaptchop, and yer gonna be in a great mood all day!
Feb 5 at 7:26pmWeb