I'd like to be able to call Kier Starmer the C-word in public but understandably this might offend a lot of people, so instead I'm going to call him an Unrinsed Fleshlight.

@cstross Why?

A spade is a spade.

I once called Cameron a cunt to his face while he was filming with a BBC news crew on Princes St. I wonder if it's in the archives?

@tanepiper Yeah, but we're in Scotland, where "cunt" is an affectionate term of endearment between friends: a lot of my readers are in the Excited Snakes of America where you can be mistaken for an incel if you use it as an expletive. Regional usage varies!

@cstross @tanepiper I learned that usage several years ago while having dinner with you and @feorag in Colorado*. She received a one word text from a friend back home. I figure it had to be around 4am back there.

*There was a 4th person who had given you a ride. Afterwards I was stopped by a cop because I had forgotten my headlights. Fortunately was not ticketed