#ScribesAndMakers Feb 5. You now have the same occupation as the main character of your current WIP (or book you are reading/last read) What job are you doing?

Trying to figure out how to steal a planetary treasury *and get away with it* (the latter is the hard part).

@cstross For me that would be Commanding General of the US Army and Secret Agent of an Enemy Nation. Nonfiction.

@cstross Maid with autism who solves mysteries and murders.

#NitaProse #Mystery #Books

@cstross I'm wearing black, of various shades. Let's call it ... politics.
@cstross Simple, become the planetary bank! When you, a consumer, lose $100k, it's your problem. When the bank loses the planetary treasury, it's everyone's problem.
@Tuftears I may have already written that novel?
@cstross I am so looking forward to this book. 😹 (Edit to add: it occurs to me you might also be talking about Halting State or Neptune's Brood, both of which are great!)

@cstross Mimic exterminator! As such, one of the lowest ranked members of a police state ruling a constantly expanding pseudomedieval megastructure arcology who are explicitly seeking to build a fantasy ecumenopolis.

Honestly not the worst job, except for the inherent culpability in the horrifying inequality and social abuses of the megastructure which definitely isn't a barely concealed allegory for capitalism. Definitely not. 😂

@cstross I have faith in you.
@cstross is it a physical treasury containing precious things? Or an electronic crypto currency mainframe type affair? For the former, are wormholes an option to relocate the whole planet?
@Pionir I don't need brainstorming suggestions!