I'd like to be able to call Kier Starmer the C-word in public but understandably this might offend a lot of people, so instead I'm going to call him an Unrinsed Fleshlight.
@jamesh@cstross there was a famous incident involving Gough Whitlam, future Prime Minister. One of the rural MPs declared "I am a country member" and Gough immediately responded "We remember".
@jamesh@cstross@chaucerburnt In Germany it was the guy who proceeded to become foreign minister in the 2000s (Fischer) who once (90s?) interjected (max. 8 words) "Mit Verlaub Herr Präsident, Sie sind ein Arschloch" (with respect, Mr president, you are an asshole).