I'd like to be able to call Kier Starmer the C-word in public but understandably this might offend a lot of people, so instead I'm going to call him an Unrinsed Fleshlight.
@cstross What's an unrinsed fleshlight or two between friends?
@elricofmelnibone @cstross disease vector?
@fishidwardrobe @cstross I can see the headlines already. Source of 2038 pandemic traced back to unrinsed fleshlight shared by friends.