I'd like to be able to call Kier Starmer the C-word in public but understandably this might offend a lot of people, so instead I'm going to call him an Unrinsed Fleshlight.

@cstross

I'd call him a cunt, but he doesn't have the depth or warmth.

@davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I'm looking for the right spot to tell you, dear David, your bio just made me laugh out inappropriately loud in a semi crowded socially leftist open space - Arnhem's Rozet library coffee place 'A Beautiful Mess'.

My bar for inappropriateness, being Dutch, an activist and weird, is pretty high. As friends will abashedly testify.

The cheese knife sealed the deal.

Were you stonded™ (an OG Aickism) at time of writing? One has to wonder.

@davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

Sharing w @aick.bsky.social in hopes this WILL attract their digits hither.

Thanks for making me lol (twice, composing this too) 🥰🪴🥾🧀🔪

@plantfeest @cstross

No, I wasn't stoned. My imagination goes to weird places without that.

It was inspired by all those people who fought against covid with inadequate equipment.

All the doctors and nurses given garbage bags instead of surgical gowns (while someone made a fortune out of supplying the garbage bags).

All the "essential workers" who were so needed to keep us going, and yet not important enough to be well-paid for their essential work.

@davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

Thank you for elucidating 🤗
What a great gift to have such an imagination 🤍