We will never know the name of a human that lived 50,000 years ago

https://sh.itjust.works/post/54753245

I just like to imagine there was a real person called Unga Bunga though. It seems statistically likely. Or some guy named, like, Andrew or something, but with absolutely no linguistic ties to any of the modern name’s roots, like it arose independently more than once.
“Long” is interesting. It’s an English surname, but there’s also Chinese people called “Long” as it means “Dragon”

FYI: 龙 is not pronounced “long” lmao

you do not pronunce the pinyin as if it were an English word

It’s got different tones, I know that

None of the 4 tones of the pinyin “long” even sound like “long” in English. I mean the “o” does not represent the same sound.

Sorry if I sound like I’m trying to start a debate for no reason, but as a native Mandarin speaker, it kinda triggers my OCD xD

Lóng… Long… It sounds very similar