Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell!

https://lemmy.world/post/42690235

So, just to be clear, Pastor Alex thinks vaginas are 'hell'? Good luck ever getting laid Alex.
vaginal flashbacks

What did the priest say to the - what is Ministrant in English - altar server boy?

“There is a good Christian inside you”.

"Altar boy" is most common where I am, but I have also heard "server".
Pastor Alex probably became a pastor because he’s gay and deep in the closet

he’s deep in something but I doubt it’s a closet…

Pastor Alex probably likes little boys.