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Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell!

https://lemmy.world/post/42690235

Feb 5 at 4:41amWeb
Show threadArchangel1313Feb 5
Show threadpanda_abyssFeb 5
I should call her. 
Show threadbetterdeadthanredditFeb 5
I’ll take it, the alternative is a real shit-hole.
Show threadstarikFeb 5
This one looks like a hybrid of both
Show threadxodasuFeb 5

Oh good, another sermon screenshot that got science from a cereal box. No, NASA did not photograph “HELL” with an electric microscope. Electron microscopes take images of things smaller than a grain of sand, not space clouds. Someone either slapped an AI nebula filter on a stock image or misunderstood every word they ever heard in science class, pick your poison.

Also proud of humanity for turning cosmic art into a giant vagina and promptly calling it divine proof. I laughed, then cringed at the same time. If this is the hill you want to die on, bring snacks, because the ratio is coming.

Show threadsemFeb 5
Is this an AI space vagina?
Show threadgigastasioFeb 5
That’s going on my list of band names.
Show threadTrainguyromFeb 5
Galaxusy!
Show threadhalfapageFeb 5
excuse me this is a strictly waste publishing facility
Show threadParafaragaramusFeb 5

Electron microscopes take images of things smaller than a grain of sand

Checkmate Atheist, he said electric Microscope. \s

Show threadraspberriesareyummyFeb 5
Pretty sure that was just a troll post.
Show threadValmondFeb 5
And just go add, EM only make grey scale images.
Show threadZierFeb 5
So, just to be clear, Pastor Alex thinks vaginas are 'hell'? Good luck ever getting laid Alex.
Show threadhalfapageFeb 5
vaginal flashbacks
Show threadfroh42Feb 5

What did the priest say to the - what is Ministrant in English - altar server boy?

“There is a good Christian inside you”.

Show threadTriumphFeb 5
"Altar boy" is most common where I am, but I have also heard "server".
Show threadtrxxruraxvrFeb 5
Pastor Alex probably became a pastor because he’s gay and deep in the closet
Show threadGreenKnight23Feb 5

he’s deep in something but I doubt it’s a closet…

Show threadLemmyoutofhereFeb 5
Pastor Alex probably likes little boys.
Show threadstoyFeb 5
Why are NASA using microscopes to look at space?
Show threadkewwwiFeb 5
you know when you try using binoculars the wrong way around and everything go small? they’re just using the microscopes like that
Show threadwabafeeFeb 5
That nebola sure looks quiffy
Show threadmr_stankFeb 5
Would
Show threadfinallymadeanaccountFeb 5
This is where baby universes come from.
Show threadn_throeFeb 5
Sorry guys but this is hell vulva nebula.
Show threadMyTurtleSwimsUpsideDownFeb 5
I’m not googling that.
Show threadmathemachristian [he/him]Feb 5
Signing up for the helldivers division right now
Show threadVantablackFeb 5
For democracy!
Show threadZkhqrD5oFeb 5
I’d hit it. 🥵
Show threadStiffyFeb 5

good thing I already reserved my place in hell for laughing at a 9/11 meme!

I’m sorry

Show threadtouristFeb 5
I can’t save this if it’ll show up in my media roll
Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Feb 5
Show threadMyTurtleSwimsUpsideDownFeb 5
It’s a match made in the heavens. With Valentines Day coming up keep an eye to the sky for a big bang
Pillars of Creation - Wikipedia

Show threadDonorTissueFeb 5
Nah he just calls it hell because it’s older than 18.
Show threadtino_408Feb 5
That only looks like the tip
Show threadNasanFeb 5
NASA scientists will have to turn to crowdfunding to bankroll the search for the G-spot.
Show threadAceFuzzLordFeb 5
I’d say it looks a little AI generated, for starters, and second I wanna ask a question. If Heaven and Hell are real, why would there be a way for living people to enter from space? I thought the only way to either place was death?
Show threadexplodicleFeb 6
Actually the only way is from space. When you die you just end and don’t go anywhere.
Show threadREDACTEDFeb 6
And here I was, thinking that I won’t see shitposts on this community
Show threadTattorackFeb 5
Oh look, it’s the legendary vaganus.
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Feb 6
I’m suddenly hungry again.
Show threadAkasazhFeb 6
Can I suggest fish tacos?
Show threadLiuoneFeb 6
I came from a place so similar to this.