Rusty Corgi ➡️ Furcationland
I hate shaving.  It makes me feel, idk, what's the age version of dysphoria? It makes me feel grown-up and I hate it.
Feb 5 at 12:58amWeb
Show threadBarkerJrFeb 5
@Rusty I've been shoveling almost every day the past week and a half. It's good for your biceps!
Show threadRusty Corgi ➡️ FurcationlandFeb 5
@barkerjr  ¿Qué?
Show threadToya, Cursed Prince of House GreymontFeb 5
I think they misread shaving. ;b
Show threadBarkerJrFeb 5
@[email protected] @Rusty omg it's past my bedtime. And there's too much snow still...
Show threadRusty Corgi ➡️ FurcationlandFeb 5
@barkerjr @toya.moo.tf *rolls around in the snow* awruffruffruff 
Show threadToya, Cursed Prince of House GreymontFeb 5
Shaving sucks. Shoveling also sucks but unrelated except for the other reply to your post. ;p
Show threadRusty Corgi ➡️ FurcationlandFeb 5
@toya.moo.tf I'm in beautiful sunny California so I only have to worry about 50% of those things 
Show threadMishkaFeb 5
@Rusty laser hair removal? Or use nair?
Show threadRusty Corgi ➡️ FurcationlandFeb 5
@AdHusky laser hair removal is expensive and Nair doesn't feel good on my face 
Show threadMishkaFeb 5
@Rusty that's fair, I've used nair once, and since I didn't shave first it didn't end well.
Show threadJake HunterpupFeb 5
Me too! S’not fair
Show threadRusty Corgi ➡️ FurcationlandFeb 5
@jakehunterpup.bsky.social Yeah it's so dumb :C
Show threadPint TiniRu!Feb 5
@Rusty so I shouldn't call you "such a biiiig pup!"? :p. <3
Show threadRusty Corgi ➡️ FurcationlandFeb 5
@CrinkleSqueaks No you definitely should!! 
Show threadPint TiniRu!Feb 5
@Rusty *patpatpatpats* gonna give you a gold star just cuz
Show threadRusty Corgi ➡️ FurcationlandFeb 5
@CrinkleSqueaks yay I like gold stars 
Show threadPint TiniRu!Feb 5
@Rusty they're SO good
Show threadBlazin' DoggoFeb 5
@Rusty Grown up feelings are temporary, such as dry pants
Show threadRusty Corgi ➡️ FurcationlandFeb 5
@BlazingDoggo My pants being dry is VERY temporary
Show threadHazzardFeb 5
@Rusty I'd trade you hair-growing genes if I could.
Show threadZennyFeb 5
@Rusty
But you get to play with shaving cream. Drawing funny face on the mirror.
Show threadRusty Corgi ➡️ FurcationlandFeb 5
@zentinel17 I use an electric razor 
Show threadZennyFeb 5
@Rusty
You can use my kit. a brush, bowl and whole tube of cream to make foam with. You can even use the razor after i removed the blade. So its safe for little boys to play pretent with.
Show threadRusty Corgi ➡️ FurcationlandFeb 6
@zentinel17 Who are you calling little? ​
Show threadTripFeb 5

@Rusty It's the worst! It's so inconvenient and uncomfortable, but having facial hair or body hair makes me feel even more grown-up so I still gotta do it.

I wish there was an easy way to just make it go away forever.

Show threadRusty Corgi ➡️ FurcationlandFeb 5
@trippytiger There's laser hair removal but that's expensive 
Show threadKvikkFeb 5

@Rusty I swear it's the worst thing D:

And my face doesn't even feel smooth after shaving! There's always small stubs of hair that won't disappear no matter how often I shave >w>

I would be so much more content if there simply was no hair there ​

Show threadRook 🏳️‍⚧️Feb 5

@kvikk @Rusty this! I pluck my beard with tweezers. That gets rid of the worst of it.

Though thankfully, I am blessed with very little beard and body hair growth.

Show threadRusty Corgi ➡️ FurcationlandFeb 5
@rook @kvikk Mine is very, uh, peach-fuzz-y so I don't have to have a super close shave to be fairly smooth, but that's kind of a blessing and a curse since it's hard to be entirely smooth since the soft hairs won't catch in the razer 
Show threadRusty Corgi ➡️ FurcationlandFeb 5
@kvikk It's funny how particular furries are about getting fuzz off our bodies when we wanna be furry little critters