I hate shaving.  It makes me feel, idk, what's the age version of dysphoria? It makes me feel grown-up and I hate it.
@Rusty so I shouldn't call you "such a biiiig pup!"? :p. <3
@CrinkleSqueaks No you definitely should!! 
@Rusty *patpatpatpats* gonna give you a gold star just cuz
@CrinkleSqueaks yay I like gold stars