TriflingToadFeb 4

"Luke, I am your *second* father"

https://lemmy.world/post/42678078

Show threadUnderpantsWeevil

No no, your mother died of sadness.

BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON HER WITH ANAKIN?!

Damnit, son. I need you to back off the hatred for a minute and think about this logically.

Feb 4 at 11:02pmWeb
Show threadSharkWeekFeb 5
This is fantastic, thank you <3
Show threadCapt. WolfFeb 5

TELL THAT TO THE CLONES YOU ALSO ABANDONED!!!

*Deep kshhh pshhhhh* Alright… That’s it… I’m cutting off your hand.