Low Quality FactsUnfortunately I was laid off by the Washington Post today. It was my job to tell Jeff Bezos I think bald is better than hair anytime he came into the office. Please let me know if anywhere is hiring for this exact same position.
Gryphon
Merk@gryphonwandering @lowqualityfacts Just got to make sure you can casually slip into conversation how terrible Superman is. Get the boss on one of his tirades, easy way to kill a couple hours without having to do much real work.
Scary Austin@lowqualityfacts
I heard FIFA has openings and they don't seem very worried about qualifications over there.
I heard FIFA has openings and they don't seem very worried about qualifications over there.
Kōtare 
@lowqualityfacts it is time i re-posted one of the finest pieces of YouTube art ever created: Bobby Fingers and the Bezos rowing boat.
