Gryphon

@gryphonwandering
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FEMA Official: Teleporting to Waffle House Was an “Incredible Adventure”

“Incredible” is the operative word there.

Lowering the Bar
Adulthood is realizing Superman comics aren’t fantasy about how good it would be to have power; they’re a fantasy about what it would be like if someone with power was good.
Because vaccines work
My regular reminder that getting fired is not adequate punishment for crimes, just because you're on Team Nazi.

Yes, but what if the Battle of Hastings was fought in the 100 Acre Woods?

#winniethepooh #hastings #history #humor #humour

I miss the days when NFTs were the stupidest thing I'd ever heard of.

I should make a collection of opposite UK safety signs….

“Cash is kept here overnight, CCTV is out of operation”
“Caution dry floor”

“At the moment, the leopards have taken the Houses of Parliament, and have bottled up the country’s Ministry of Defense inside the Ministry’s own building. We’re expecting a statement shortly from the prime minister - here they come now. Oh. The spokesperson is another leopard, who is not accepting any questions at this time, and who is just sitting there, staring at us with narrowed eyes, occasionally licking her lips. Um. This is your BBC correspondent, signing off.”

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/endangered-persian-leopards-mount-comeback-in-central-asias-most-reclusive-nation/