“The Waffle House My Destination” by Alfred Bester
“The Waffle House My Destination” by Alfred Bester
Yes, but what if the Battle of Hastings was fought in the 100 Acre Woods?
I should make a collection of opposite UK safety signs….
“Cash is kept here overnight, CCTV is out of operation”
“Caution dry floor”
“At the moment, the leopards have taken the Houses of Parliament, and have bottled up the country’s Ministry of Defense inside the Ministry’s own building. We’re expecting a statement shortly from the prime minister - here they come now. Oh. The spokesperson is another leopard, who is not accepting any questions at this time, and who is just sitting there, staring at us with narrowed eyes, occasionally licking her lips. Um. This is your BBC correspondent, signing off.”