I've made a big salad, a potato salad, buns and coleslaw. About to embark on a beanburger adventure when youngest says she absolutely will not eat that, and I quote 'beans should never be a burger'. So I must now also make her baked beans, which she says is 'the best thing I make', which I think is very rude.
@TheBreadmonkey She can tell that to the proud people of Beanburg.

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I am Bean Dad

@TheBreadmonkey No, you are Ben Dad. Bean Dad was a wrong un. IIRC.
@TheBreadmonkey I’ve looked it up and yes he was a bit of a racist, based on historic tweets, like your mate in the pub, based on non-historic words that came out of his mouth.