GreenDustEven their fish are fucked up
In the shitpost’s defense, the shrimp is pictured doing lines of cocaine with a US banknote. So accuracy wasn’t the goal. Everyone knows that shrimp snort their lines with British currency.
WaterSwordI mean it was ‘every shrimp that was tested’
Everyone one from the same plate that came from the same kitchen in the middle of skiing season.
passepartoutYo crazy pic they got of my home boy Jameson right there, def not sloppy slop.
In other words, mass spectrometry is still able to detect trace amounts of molecules.
Now do lead, cadmium, nuclear fallout, truck tire residue, nano plastic, etc.
You sounds smart, is this the same jazz they used in that ncis/mythbusters episode to figure out which wine bottle was from pre nuke testing and which was counterfeit?
Or do I need to be snorting my shrimp tails?
If you don’t snort them slide em this way.
StiffyOh, I’ve read this one before! The cocaine was so pervasive, they even found it in the blanks! Too bad publishing that makes the report kind of useless.
If you really want to see something, and you’re sloppy with your blanks, an LCMS can detect anything you want.
Björn
HossenfefferFuck all of you!
On the one hand it’s ‘Hurr durr, the English don’t use any spice’, and now it’s ‘hurr durr, the English over-spice their shrimp’.
maybe stop using cocaine as spice
You can’t get fucking picky, mate. We’ve got salt. We’ve got pepper. We’ve got curry powder but we don’t understand it. And we’ve got class A narcotics.
What’s a fella to do? I’ll tell you what! Get yourself a fish supper with salt and vinegar and a truly biblical dose of cocaine on the mushy peas! Now!
SubArcticTundraActually I think we need to put it in a pot on tables next to the salt and pepper
ComradeSharkfuckerNow thats british cuisine I can get behind
It’s so cost effective too. You only need a few grains for it to make a difference
I have a friend who uses snuff tobacco, and occasionally she’ll add some cocaine to it — she calls it “spicy snuff”
Shrimps are known for their cocaine abuse. Fuckers gotta be constantly stuffing their noses.
I’m not sure they even have noses
They’re tootin’ it up somehow. Every see one of those things swim? Fast. The ONLY explanation is cocaine.
… that description covers like so many professions tho …
Sounds like it’s fun to be a shrimp
Maybe not though. I suspect I had weed laced with cicaine once and it filled me with such dread I had to turn on all the lights in my apartment and refused to go to bed until after sunrise
Who knows. Maybe the same drug sometimes affects the same people differently. I once had severe memory loss after drinking weed soda even though I had had the same product numerous times before without experiencing memory loss
We (young adolescents) found a joint in the Pic-Pac parking lot. Took that and our skateboards to the entrance of the abandoned middle school. someone cut that thing up on an upturned skateboard and concluded it’s weed, good weed, with some extra white powder… Im still alive, I guess. Good trip, but I cant recommend the risk.
Those buggers must be filthy rich
Just go to a shrimp bar, if you explain to them that you are not about to eat them, they will allow you to party with them, share the drugs.
LucidlethargyMaybe the testers were just working overtime and needed a little help with that.
New Jack City.
I like cropping images like this to remove context
Brings me joy
And your contributions bring us joy.
This offers a much more complete and believable story too.
Dozzi92Good thing they only eat prawns.
CocaineShrimpNothing to see here, folks! Fake news!
(In unrelated news: all cocaine testers found to be really high in cocaine all the time, often sharing cocaine with party test subjects.)
I love go fast shrimp crackie
Either shrimp party much harder than previously thought or we need to take environmentally focused measures.
As a US legislator, I move to arrest or bomb all shrimp, or anyone suspected of being pro-shrimp.
You’re either with us, or you’re with the shrimp.